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tend to feel our forefathers had a hyperactive
imagination, sense of self awareness and an acutely wicked sense of humour. One
perceptive sage of yore had this interesting tale about a hyena and a man. In
times gone by where our landscape was replete with verdant and pristine land it
was quite easy for man and woman to walk tall, nose in the air enjoying the
fresh breeze. I bet this could be one of the contributory factors to longevity
and wellness among many other benefits lost to us presently. So the man was
taking a walk at the edge of the forest, mostly some sort of colossus strutting
across the landscape in a leisurely walk after a long hard day. Before the
‘civilization’ that the white man brought us we used to live mostly side by
side and in a delicately-balanced symbiotic relationship with our bestial
companions, wildlife. Soon he was joined by a hyena. As one of those eternally
cunning and avaricious animals, Mr. Hyena bid his time and moved in stealth so
as not to be attract any unwarranted attention. The hyena’s main intention to
exercise persistence was not noble in the least. Just that in his mind’s heart,
he truly hoped that as the man’s forearm pivoted back and forth, it would
fortuitously detach and fall off. The hyena would instinctively jump into
action, pick up the arm and canter into the thicket and chew that arm into
smithereens. Unbeknownst to the hyena he was dealing with a master of concealed
intentions. That plan was not entirely fool-proof as the hyena would soon
discover. Without any notice, the man pirouetted and with an awkward stick
unleashed a fierce onslaught of what the Americans call ‘whooping the ass’ of
the hyena. Mesmerized the hyena wheeled–off for dear life howling and baying in
his characteristic mournful mirthless laughter. But I digress or did I really?
One of the greatest
ills that bedevil the nation of Kenya is corruption. Guess y’all knew that by
now. Recently, veteran historian and politician who only ascended to political
power in the Kibaki era, Mr. Joe Khamisi released an interesting book on this
topic. In his book he without fear of contrition and unmitigated conviction
named and shamed the men and women that not only started but have eternally
kept running the conveyor belt that is graft in Kenya. These now exist as the
high and mighty in our society with the propensity to ride roughshod upon
anyone without any sort of concern about the consequences. As the contents of
the book are no doubt injurious to their sensibilities they would fight tooth
and nail and actually claw your eyes out; if not for any other reason, to
ensure the putrid genesis of their family fortune is interred with the bones of
their progenitors to the fullness of time. So explosive are the contents of the
book that no bookshop in Kenya can dare risk their reputation and survival
marketing the text captured in this mighty tome. Thanks to modern technology
that has made it possible to have e-readers and books in the portable digital
format, the equivalent of the encyclopedia of corruption in Kenya is availed to
many who would hitherto never have had the chance to read about the rot in our
‘heritage of splendor.’ Word around town is that a new scandal will soon come
to light of how some of us got the book, “Kenya:
Looters and Grabbers – 54 Years of Corruption & Plunder by the Elite”
at prices so low if it were trousers it would basically be belted around your
knees!
URL to the book: (https://kenyatalk.s3.amazonaws.com/2018/05/233048_158582a7703acb3c8c21b970f23aaee4.pdf)
Disclaimer: As a proponent of
Intellectual Property Rights I would like to urge all who received this book as
PDF or e-reader to spare a thought to the mind that toiled night and day to
produce this masterpiece. In that regard try to ascertain a payment platform
through which it can be made possible to ensure this onerous harbinger of truth
and honourable whistle-blower is afforded the enjoyment of the fruits of his
sweat.
I will not attempt in
any way to summarize or infringe on the copyright of the works of this eminent
personality. I will only seek to give a chronology of our malfeasance and try
to propose a solution to it. Corruption is not exactly a newly-minted
phenomenon in Kenya but the worst of it only began manifesting when the missionaries,
explorers and colonialists began their forays into Kenya. The African
traditional way of life was such that emphasis was laid on the love and mutual
respect for the neighbor, barter trade, innocuous crop farming for subsistence
purposes and pastoralism just for the sake of prestige and keeping men occupied.
Then came the explorer and merchant community after the scramble and partition
for Africa who decided to build the railway from Mombasa at the coast to
Western Uganda. And just like that with the proverbial ‘iron-snake’ also was
introduced the ills of greed and need for primitive wealth accumulation into
the natives’ psyche.
Enough with the
background. We have two kinds of corruption. Petty corruption and Grand
corruption. An example of Petty corruption is bribery to get that government
job you now enjoy. Grand corruption is the hacking of the IFMIS system or
simply factoring in an ‘eating co-efficient (β)’ into an equation to calculate the
annual budget at Ministry headquarters and voila! Indulge me:
A = Ψ [n (γ) + β]
Legend: A – Annual Expenditure
Ψ –
Inflation markup
γ – Monthly
expenditure
n – Number
of months in a financial year (12???)
β - Eating
co-efficient
Just like the
mythical Dragon’s egg it will hatch into an adorable little devil. We will tend
and feed this creature because we are fond of it. As it grows its appetite will
proportionately increase and we will now trick our nemeses then feed them to
this little ‘pet.’ Eventually the pet will grow into an uncontrollable monster
with an insatiable appetite which not even you can control and will ultimately
consume you. The grouse of this piece is not to discuss corruption as a theme
but rather to quantify the ill effects to us as a nation, to any prospect of
development and how it curtails our efforts in fighting against the other evils
that have been our Achilles heel since time immemorial like Poverty, Illiteracy
and disease. Any discerning citizen of this country may no doubt have asked
himself this question at one point or another. Why do we tolerate corrupt and
weak-willed leaders to continue robbing us without raising any qualms? The more
pressing question is: Why do you accept that an illiterate, pot-bellied, effeminate,
incompetent and entirely unremarkable character who lacks moral grounding can
be better than you the guy who leaves his house every morning and with great
verve and optimism to engage in menial labour just for a trifle? Have we such
low self-esteem that we relegate ourselves down the caste rungs to feel that
only a particular class of people deserve the best in life and not us?
In recent times our
televisions, radios and social media outlets have been inundated with news of
corruption scandals that have pilfered money from the taxpayer’s purse. From
the new season of the musical-chairs that is the National Youth Service (NYS) scandal
to Kenya Power and Lighting scandal with all the shell companies owned by
employees of this grand monopoly of Electrical generation in Kenya to the Maize
scandal where twenty-one maize suppliers received a grand sum of 1.4 billion.
The latter is more puzzling as mathematically 1,400,000,000 divided by 21
people comes to a rough figure of 66 million per head. Where in Kenya can we
find a parcel of land so expansive and so prolifically productive as to be able
to reap such gain, give or take the prices of agricultural produce?
According to a 2016
report by the Kenya Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission we lose about 608 billion
to corruption annually. This is roughly a third of our national budget. (I’m not sure whether to believe this report
as some of its authors have been hounded out of office on, you guessed it real
or perceived misappropriation allegations but let us just live with the wisdom
of the Serenity Prayer). Did I just hear a sigh of dismay and exasperation
somewhere? Let me give you the computation of what 608 billion can do. Let us
just say it can finance the bulk of the Government recurrent expenditure for
the entire year. Putting it succinctly, salaries for all government ministries,
departments and state corporations.
Apparently our constitution contemplated
that a technocrat Cabinet Secretary would be less amenable to such low-class
depravity but we under-estimated the jarred monstrosity that is the ‘jiggered
mind!’ A local media station hired experts to calculate the cost of what even a
microcosm of that 600 billion that is 12 Billion Kenya shillings can do.
Divided into our highest currency denomination; the 1000 shilling note, 12B
will weigh about 12 tonnes. This is paper that even if all the rappers in
America and Kenya ‘make-it-rain’ in their music videos for a whole month
continuously they will still not empty those ‘paper-clouds!’ If you have ever
seen an 18-tonne truck you definitely know how massive a 12-tonne load of paper
can be. If it falls on you it crushes you to what my aviation teacher used to
call ‘marundiko ya nyama.’ (sic) I will discuss in a future post why I am a
writer and do not fly planes! Similarly, 12 billion is enough to comfortably run
the biggest county by land area in Kenya, Turkana for a whole year. They run on
about 10 billion. On our domestic front this figure could buy two packets of
Maize flour and two bundles of spinach each for our entire approximately 45
million strong population. I am working with a budget of 250 Kenya shillings
per head.
I do not need to enumerate
the many negative effects of corruption but as the title choice dictates I may
just have to do it: Creativity, zeal, drive, passion and the joy of life is
emptied out of the citizenry that toils for hours on end every day and almost 7
days a week. These are the lucky few. Unemployment is exacerbated when adequate
resource cannot be availed to be equitably injected into the economy for
development and creation of new jobs. Funds are denied even to youths with
feasible and workable business plans that would otherwise yield self-employment
for themselves and create jobs for their peers and even plug our shortfall in
revenue. Stolen money will no doubt be missed in the national budget. Crucial
services like education, health, defence, internal security will grind to a
stand-still. The recent reduction of National Police Service remuneration is
not by default but just one catastrophic consequence of corruption. When
bucket-loads of cash are scooped from our common economic pool and diverted
elsewhere they are no longer available to go around and finance economic
activity. Consequently, real suppliers are not paid, merchants cannot make
sales, Principals have no working budget to run their school affairs making
them only stick to the critical path and offer the most basic of amenities to
their students, doctors cannot be paid and are forced to watch that patient
they have nobly endeavoured to save pass-on in their arms from a treatable
condition - a direct result of unavailability of medical supplies. Simply put
service delivery is non-existent and consequently a dearth in any attempt at
attainment of wide-ranging development agenda and implementation of manifesto
items.
But can we really
stand up and purport not to be complicit in misdemeanors that see us regularly
getting robbed for five years each time by electing incompetent and majorly
repugnant characters as leaders? Our problem is that we are like the unskilled
saber-juggler who in great naivety fails to realize that this is an art honed
by eons of practice and by extension fails to expect that the saber will
ultimately injure him or a member of their audience. We are steeped in the
mental slavery that affords us the notoriety in proffering praise, honour and
even feel jealous of persons who own top of the range mechanisms of conveyance,
monumental-flats with infinity pools and have children attending local versions
of the ivy-league schools. We strip ourselves of the cloak of basic common
sense and forget to ask critical questions like:
What does he do to
make so much in such a short time?
What productivity
does his wealth bequeath upon society?
Is his pecuniary tax
load in the same regime as ours?
What measures has
he/she put in place to ensure that they redistribute their wealth and build a
replicable system, influence for good and build capacity, which can ultimately
raise the standard of adjacent society to his?
We are creatures of
routine. We always fall back to the same pit-fall of trying to outdo the other
guy and accumulate as much material wealth as possible. This is not a new
phenomenon. In the 16th Century, famous politician, commenter on social
affairs and author Niccolo Machiavelli observed in his book; best seller - The Prince that, “human beings are
fickle, lazy and envious of gain. They are untrustworthy, unscrupulous,
unreliable and braver in times of peace than when it counts the most.” Such a
manifestation of mediocrity was not lost on the great writer. We fuel
corruption when we elect reprehensible individuals to represent our interests
forgetting that when two groups of horses pull at cross-purposes, the carriage
can never be drawn forward.
Phew! I am tired of
going on end about the problem statement. I will now attempt to prescribe
medicament to whoever is interested in getting cured of this vice:
- We need a revolution. Like Dr. Miguna let us refuse to idly board the plane to Neverland! We need a revolution in both our mindsets and value sets. Let us call for accountability from our leaders and learn to burn in a bright, unmistakable righteous rage. We must realize we are the bosses that employ the employees (leaders) who in an annual pilgrimage cart away billions of our funds to other climes and enrich themselves at our expense. We must say enough is enough and never again allow the exchequer to be an ATM for elites. We must unite against corruption and misgovernance and demonstrate against it in a loud, immutable voice. Taxes should no longer be crimped from our income sorely for the benefit of a few to the detriment of the development (Big 4) agenda.
- We need political will from our leadership to prosecute and jail anyone who is culpable in corruption. There should be no sacred cows! We elected our President to represent our national interest and the overriding majority. Let not political or financial support from corruption cartels who may have supported your presidential campaign out-weigh your responsibility to your electorate. In the same book Mr. Machiavelli enthused the premium a prince should attach to the love and respect of his polity vis-Ã -vis the partisan and hypocritical interests of nobles and knights. As a creature of our constitution you are obligated to encourage and safe-guard adherence to the rule of law. Our president must also know he occupies a very important and quite powerful seat. Though reduced he yields massive power to influence political will for any cause of his choice. He should get creative. Shrugging your shoulders in diffidence and asking others what they expect you to do about corruption leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. Either style up or forget any legacy Your Excellency!
- Enforce proportionate punishment- more often than not perpetrators of this vice get –off easy with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. A guy steals 50 million and then is mock-arrested, wheeled to court and fined 2.5 Million! Is that the right level of punishment as retribution for such crimes? Levy a fine of four times the stolen amount and the universally accepted 15 years and above with no probability of ever holding public office.
- Righteous Upbringing - A section of the Holy Bible, I think the book of Proverbs Chapter 22 admonishes us to raise our children in the ways they should follow so that even in their old age they will not depart from it. Ground your progeny on the firm substratum of virtue, discipline and reverence for the dignity of work. Let them understand that even the Lord as a manager takes no pride in wealth devoid of productivity. Let them not just glorify the Range-rover but be aware of the process and system that is available to them to legitimately drive the same in their adulthood.
- Isolate perpetrators of corruption and avoid them at all cost. In breaking with the tradition of deification of copiously loaded characters and welcoming them to fund-raisers, ‘ruracios’, funerals and other social gatherings, let’s all in force ostracize them! I will admit I only heard of this measure on TV yester night but that does not devalue its prudence. In Uganda, it is said the Policemen who beat-up to a pulp long-time opposition politician Kizza Besigye were well documented and covered in all forms of the media and everything concerning them was ted out in the public domain. As a consequence, they and their families became an odium to society such that no one wanted any part of association with them any longer. This is not any less than the perpetrators of corruption deserve.
- Noble characters as leaders - At Election time, we need those nondescript yet fearless, strong, honest and magnanimous personalities who toil in their salt-mines everyday eking out an honest living to come out in confidence and exercise of honourable self-esteem to offer themselves for election. I urge us to extol Integrity above all else. Money isn’t a thing. Come out and we will raise funds for you in the age-old ‘Harambee’ spirit started by our founding father because you are the leader that we need. And when you get in, exercise vigilance so as not to fall into the same trap that now strangle-holds your predecessors.
- We need to bring back our nationalist psyche. Let us no longer ask what the nation can do for us but instead what we can do for our nation. First answer to that question is rid ourselves of crooked leaders we do not need.
If
followed to the later this remedy is adequate in the short term to eliminate
all variants of corruption and set us on the requisite orbit to accountable
nationhood.

