As the sage once put it, the only constants in life are change and taxes. The spectre of the upset by the underdog has never hang ever so close as to spook
out the big guns as it has this year. Indeed, bigger teams have been
forced to constantly look over their shoulders more this year than any
other year. Still, upset galores have been the order of the day. It is
as if both the god of football and goddess of luck have contrived to
team up to embarrass the bigger sides. The ball has been having a more
awkward bounce than the famed ‘Jabulani’ used to play the world cup in
South Africa in the year 2010. It is rumoured that the Jabulani was not
the creation of traditional sports ball makers Adidas, Nike or Puma but
the handiwork of a famed South African ‘Sangoma’ to facilitate their
cause. As such the apparent metaphysical impact of its bounce left many
goal keepers in a fix trying to explain how the ball went in. The
opening goal scored for that tournament by one Siphiwe Tshabalala
occasioning one of the most passionate celebratory dances in football
history was revered as work of art by African media but in foreign
tabloids particularly Mexican castigated as the product of a dark art.
Many a goal keeper received an equivalent of the famed ‘hairdryer’
treatment popularized by Sir Alex Ferguson at Manchester United during
the half time pause or post match for acts that were beyond their
control according to them, or so they said.
Fast forward 2016 and
similar bounces are creating casualties left right and centre. The slip
by Captain Fantastic Stevie G and eventual capitulation by Liverpool in
2014 had been put down as one of the most cataclysmic occurrences by a
team on course to a title. However, horror shows requiring the
intervention of ICC may have been enacted on the football pitch this
year; albeit, for the big teams compared to their less illustrious and
more shoe-string funded rivals. Fairy tales have been interspersed by
horror tales but this depends on which side of the pool you stand. Much
as a gentleman in the lake region may celebrate catching a giant Nile perch but
on the flip side, the relatives of that colossus of a fish at the bottom
of the lake will be in great mourning, shock and consternation ruing
their loss.
The first in this sequence is Leicester City. A team
that seemed more at home fighting relegation produced the ultimate
‘Cinderella clinches prince charming’ headline after winning the English
Premier League. Regarded as the backwater of the EPL, a team that had
never lifted the title and whose closest dance with fortune was when
they finished 2nd in the Old First Division way back in 1929.
The victory was in no small part to the tinker-man; Claudio Ranieri
whose best performance was with Chelsea in 2004 when he led them to
second behind ‘Les Invincibles’ of Arsene Wenger. This was a man who had
seemingly been consigned to the garbage bin of football folklore after
an ill fated Euro 16 qualification campaign with Greece that brought
performances not limited to but inclusive of a defeat by Faroe Islands a
team composed mainly of College boys and recreational footballers. When
he left that post and Leicester seemed to be clasping to him many may
have felt this was just going to be the usual below par season under the
tutelage of a failure. His first victories seemed to be flukes but when
big guns begun failing in his wake many sat up to take notice. When the
first round of 19 matches ended with only one defeat many began
dreaming. Not just Ranieri but most of the team was composed of journey
men from the more illustrious sides, lower division hustlers and a few
novices. In this era of Petro dollars, super rich club owners bank
rolling incredibly loaded teams that are run as conglomerates,
lubricated by lucrative TV deals, a story like impecunious Leicester’s
seemed most unlikely. It was like the biblical story of the Maccabee
Israelites who against all odds and guided by an unseen commander
defeated the powerful King Antiochus Epiphanes of Syria and his colossal
army. Who would have said that by mid-April Leicester city and
Tottenham Hotspurs would’ve confirmed their positions in next season’s
Champions League with matches in hand? Tottenham’s equal meteoric rise
is cruelly only marred by the fact that they missed out on the league
title thanks to the brilliance of the aforementioned opponents. Encomia
trickled in from far and wide. Installed at 5000/1 by the bookies to win
the league at the start of last season, guess who the joke is on now?
Atletico Madrid making the Finals of Uefa Champions League for the 2nd
time in 3 years is an equally heartwarming tale. Giants were slayed
enroute to the Holy grail. The only heart rending anticlimax is the loss
to the Great Real Madrid, by far the richest football club and
individual sporting entity on earth. Uni-decima achieved. Ideally, the
Derby of Madrid is expected to be a lopsided affair. In no uncertain
terms Real boasts a squad depth that even superpower armies in the world
would be proud of if they had similar fire power. A team assembled at
the prize of 560 million pounds plus add-ons, has in the same squad two
of the most expensive footballers in the world on the pitch at the same
time, one has arguably been either the best or second best player in the
world for the last eight seasons. This Titan comes up against a local
rival whose entire squad has been assembled at a cost no less than that
of the second most expensive player at Real. Much as they say derbies
are most hard fought, in recent years this one has been the most closely
contested. It is a notable surprise that despite the gulf in financial
fortunes between the clubs, only a hair line difference has been the
margin in contests between these two. It is not to say that Real were
ripped off in the purchase of their stars, No! What Zinedine Zidane, a
former World Cup & Ballon d’or winner himself has in squad quality
is matched by tactical acumen, defensive grit and all round fighting
spirit from the Diego Simeone coached side of town. Nothing like being
coached by a former player who encompasses your team’s philosophy
mirrored by personal ethos and work ethic. Despite one side being 7
times more expensive than the other, they were tightly poised at 1-1 at
the end of both normal time and extra time. Only the lottery of
penalties produced the sucker punch that decided the contest. Pretty
much like the big bully almost being defeated in a brawl but
capitalizing on the slip of the smaller boy to throw sand into his eyes
and then land the deciding blow.
Portugal winning Euro 16 has
baffled not just many a soccer pundit but also the big guns that
expected to win the tournament outright. Not less are Belgium, Germany
and the hosts who were the losing finalists France. You tell that to
Cristiano Ronaldo. Irreparably injured 25 minutes into the contest and
seemingly inconsolable, he went to the touch line to play the role of
assistant coach to great effect. At the end of 120 minutes of football
you would have been forgiven for thinking Cristiano was a Kindergarten
boy who had been mugged off his lunch at the bus station. The
unmistakable yell and tears of joy was clear for all to see.
Unfortunately, for the opposite No.7 Antoine Griezemann, the lightning
of a finals’ loss has struck twice in a month and a half but this time
round with the more illustrious side. All the same pat on the back for a
veritable performance. For the analysis, how do you reach the Semi
finals of a major tournament by drawing all your matches in normal time?
Then still have enough in the tank to pip the tournament favourites to
the trophy. Defensive strength, excellent counter-attack, tactical
acumen, team spirit and Fernando Santos. But after many years of toil,
heart break, pain and loss your karma has to turn sooner rather than
later. However, the ‘coach Belo Guttman’ curse for Benfica may take longer to
exorcise.
When Iceland stunned world football super power and the
progenitors of total football, Netherlands to qualify for Euro 2016
nobody thought much of it at the time. Coming to this tournament as
underdogs many thought them the whipping boys of their group. However,
the smallest of the countries there by population drew two matches to
within an inch of a win before finally putting Austria, a favourite in
their group to the sword to against all odds finish 2nd in
their group. If you had thought that was a gargantuan feat then your
jaws had to be collected from the floor in the last 16 where they
stunned perennial contenders - also rans, England. Unfortunately, their
run was brought to a screeching halt in the Quarter finals by a mauling
by tournament hosts France. Wales stunned many others but not themselves
when they qualified for their first tournament ever since Saint George I
was slaying dragons with unfathomable moxie. Unfancied but still gave a
good account of themselves qualifying ahead of tournament favourites,
the old rival England and Russia. They tore apart surprise package
Hungary before putting pre-tournament favourites Belgium to the same
sword. Their charge was curtailed only by the brilliance of Cristiano
Ronaldo and the good fortune for Luis Nani. They put up a veritable run
nonetheless.
The Qualification of Guinea Bissau for Afcon 2017.
This occurred majorly to the same effect as a lightning bolt out of
clear skies. Prequalification expectation of being the whipping boys
rang all around when the draw was made. African giants Zambia, improving
Congo and deluded giants Kenya were the other opponents. When they held
Zambia to a draw in Ndola, nobody thought much of that. They were next
whipped by Congo Brazzaville and everyone thought the writing was on the
wall. They then made capital against a disoriented Kenya in March in
similar solitary margin home and away wins and a few sat up to take
notice. Thanks to a favourable mix of results; when they whipped Zambia
3-2 in Bissau, a miniature tremor was occasioned by the ensuing
celebrations. They had against all odds been among the first teams to
qualify for African Cup of Nations to be held in 2017 causing a ‘rumble
in the jungle’ only similar in magnitude to Mohammed Ali and George
Foreman’s gig in DRC back in ‘74.
The name is Jamie. Jamie Vardy.
This is not the quintessential line many of you are used to from
watching super hero British spy agent movies for many a year. Fast
forward, August 2015 and this unassuming 29 year old was given a similar
introduction into our living rooms starring for Leicester City. For 11
straight matches running he scored, many being winning goals. Of course
it was not always like this while immured in non-league obscurity at
Stockbridge Park Steels, FC Halifax and Fleetwood Town. Here among other
pre-match rituals included milking cows, chasing livestock and the
ceremonial stray cat/dog off the pitch, the Shirts Vs Skins toss,
collecting the referee from the local, convincing Paddy Sluttery, the
in-house jester who is also your holding mid that another Gordon Brown
tenure is unlikely, posting bail for Jamie Gill, the undefeated brawling
champion and weekend jail-bird who despite an electronic tag on the
ankle doubles up as your striker, boozing up the community college
lasses to convince them to come to watch your match and last but not
least the last minute pee in the bush. At 29 and seemingly in the
twilight of his nondescript career found himself the spear head at the
tip of the Leicester juggernaut that rode roughshod on all and sundry to
the league title. Get the job done he did, so much so that he received a
maiden call up to the English fold where he continued his stellar form.
On the other side of the spectrum but similarly remarkable is Marcus
Rashford who was virtually unknown until errors in judgement and
preseason departures left Louis van Gaal strikerless after injury to
Wayne Rooney. With only Antony Martial around, Rashford was called up to
the plate and seize the chance he did. Goals against no less Arsenal,
Man City and a few other scalps in FA Cup established Rashford as indispensable upfront. His purple patch in front of goal, poise and
speed earned him a call up to the final squad for Euro 16 ahead of
seasoned Jermaine Defoe.
The Re-emergence of mother Italia and USA
reaching the semis of Copa America Centenario make up the rest of the
seemingly improbable footballing feats. USA reaching this point was not
exactly a major achievement but when put in the perspective of giants
like Brazil and Uruguay going home first round it stands out.
As a footnote, in
this era of fairy tales making a re-emergence, nobody is immune to
capitulation. The stellar players could tumble at any time. The guys
closer to the acme should be prepared to capitalize on such events. I
write this as incentive for guys like ‘super Mario’ Ballotelli who
aspires to win Balon d’or one day. Pull up your socks son and all the
best. Also hoping the chest thumping ‘ze god of football’ Zlatan
Ibrahimovic wins the gong to crown his stellar career.

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